What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 13:46
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : I don't drink
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
What are tips for weight loss?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Me : Sure.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Tea ?
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : I'm 24.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
Me : No
Me : Thank you.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
How can you maintain self-control?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I don't drink coffee also